dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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