So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
