He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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