I don't think brook has ever known best
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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