He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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