i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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