FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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