I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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