I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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