Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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