I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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