Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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