Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He better not be in your backpack
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
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