I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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