he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone shattered a urinal.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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