Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
