He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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