Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Someone shit on the floor
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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