I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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