Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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