i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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