they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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