Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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