It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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