He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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