I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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