Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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