Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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