btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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