Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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