She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
When are your genitals available?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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