We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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