why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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