if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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