Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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