I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
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feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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