Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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