It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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