Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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