thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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