I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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