Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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