He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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