let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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