He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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