do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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