This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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