sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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