at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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