I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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