# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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