you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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