I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I cut my penus on the lid.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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