i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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