i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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