I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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