from now on my penis is your penis
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm determined to sit on that face.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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