Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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